In a continued effort to bring a little more life to this blog. | Thursday, December 24, 2009 • 2:22 PM
Where's the darned christmas spirit when u need it?
Go buy some presents for the class :D
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.
Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.
Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.
Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.
I bought my friend some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift-wrap counter and told them to wrap it, but in different paper, so he'd know when to stop unwrapping.
Q: Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because the angel had said,"No L!"
(that one's strangely familiar...)
Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
(note: buck = stag/reindeer, etc...)
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